|
First of all, I asked Don if he would take me on back of Arnie so that he
could see if it really were handling "funny", which I thought the bike
was. He also thought it was odd, so we pulled into a car park and took a
look. He thought that my handlebars were a bit wonky and the forks would
need adjusting, but otherwise no problem. Because we hadn't seen an open
fast food place, he started driving the other way. Just past the motel, I
tapped him on the shoulder and said there was nothing more in this
direction for miles, so he stopped for another rest. When we wanted to set
out again, the battery was flat! Ackpft!
A couple of failed push starts later (you try running fast in my
clodhoppers) we gave up and walked back to the motel to get Max, Don's
bike. We rode it to my bike, rigged up leads using unravelled coathangers,
and jump started my bike. I then got to ride it the short
distance back to the motel. We then stayed in for a bit until we got
hungrier ;-)
Finally I persuaded Don that there would be food in the centre of Morgan
Hill, so this time taking Max, off we went. We found that Morgan Hill
centre was full of booths for its own craft fayre, so we headed towards
the freeway and there found Jack in the Box. Except that Don couldn't see
the way in, so we did yet another loop of the freeway, all the time with
me going "Huh?" because I had seen the way into the drive-through. We got
there eventually, and took our Philly Cheesesteaks "home".
We carried on talking until the small wee hours, then I settled down for a
really comfortable night's sleep. In the morning, we talked about new
mattresses ;-)
|
|
The journey back - another zig - at least stayed in the same direction,
mostly, this time. It did not rain, and the thunderstorms never
materialised. An attempt at manually adjusting the forks failed - a
hammer is apparently required - and I had a breakfast of sickly sweet
cup cakes made by the same guys who do Twinkies and which later made me
feel slightly sick. My bike wouldn't start, so out came the coathangers
again for another jump start, probably annoying the heck out of our
sleeping motel neighbours. (Don's bike is loud and so is mine when it gets
revved...)
Of course, we ended up in San Jose again, but this time we thought it was
a doddle. We'd just find El Camino again and we'd be fine. And sure, we
found El Camino - and then we lost it again. We were in familiar
territory, but didn't know the way home without using a freeway.
We then found a place to stop and take a rest. My bike
wouldn't start up again - grrr - so yet another jump start was arranged
(after a panic when Don thought he'd left the coathangers back at the
motel!)
Finally, finally, we got out of San Jose, guessed our way North, and found
El Camino. From that point, it was great as we passed into familiar
country and came home. But we hadn't quite finished our zigzag. I hate
city driving! All the lights were red every time! Grrr!
We got in, settled down, and later went to do stuff to my bike. We took
out the battery to check it, and found it looked okay (water and stuff) so
we started up a trickle charge to see whether the battery is duff or
whether my charging system needs new diodes. We then went and curled up
for a bit, but Don realised that he'd left his little radio at the motel -
hance, there was another leg to the zig-zag!
I found out the phone nunber of the motel and Don confirmed that the radio
had been found, and then we were off on Max! Because we used the freeway
it was significantly quicker and I think we were there within half an
hour. We got the radio, took a few photos (I'd forgotten my camera) and,
having seen the monstrous traffic leaving the town because of the craft
fayre, we went back the "slow" route. Which gave me the perfect
opportunity to drag Don into a Denny's for dinner :-)
By the end of the day, we were pooped. I had ridden 72 miles and we did
another 55 or so with me on back. We had zigged thrice and zagged twice.
We had been lost in a city, connected with the ground, and had lived to
tell the tale. I was proud of what I had coped with, and suspect that
after I do my training course I'll be able even to cope with the Factor X
of slithery oil. A fun time was had by all ;-)
Oh - and in the mail on the way back, to my intense amusement, was a
catalogue of naughty underwear and kinky clothing - everything from satin
to latex rubber. Addressed to the previous residents, who hadn't bothered
to arrange to have their mail forwarded. As I'd told my friends we were
off for a dirty weekend, this was a fun reminder that the wyrd was in full
working order.
Top
|